The Eyelink Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Eyelink begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. In the same panic, they forget to take off their giant, retarded-looking wire helmets with this dangly little piece that you're supposed to suck on. And that sweater! My God!
Anyway, the machines kill everyone.
posted by Fetuslord the First @ 3:52 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home