The Dusty Little Dolphin

Wait, I don't get it. Earth? What.

posted by Julian Graham @ 1:03 PM 0 comments

After choosing to plant their artistic and financial ambitions in Africa, Edward and Marie find themselves in a village devastated by AIDS. Living Room in Africa is a powerful and passionate exploration of personal and global responsibility.

posted by Fetuslord the First @ 11:11 AM 0 comments

Wordman, wordman, motherfucker!

This week's word is:

fool

posted by Julian Graham @ 10:24 AM 0 comments

You are welcome to RIPPLEZONE! Sveta make you in tranced. Teach you for a slither, naughty gentleman!

posted by deej @ 8:24 PM 1 comments

The Persimmons of Sodom.

posted by Julian Graham @ 5:59 PM 0 comments

There are many factors to consider when selecting a primary care physician. These include:

• Location and availability
• Interpersonal skills
  
• Education and board certification
• Willingness to perform anal sex
• Approach to patient care

posted by Fetuslord the First @ 10:32 AM 0 comments

posted by deej @ 9:38 AM 2 comments

Cindy. I...I don't know how to say this. I wanted just this once to get away, to find a time and a place just to ourselves. I thought those days were behind you. I thought...you had changed. I thought, perhaps, you could even grow to love a man. A man who loves you very deeply. But I was a fool. You're a whaling boat captain. You're a whaler for life.

posted by deej @ 9:25 AM 2 comments

"Avery! Look! It's your new brother, KIDS TALK! Ooh! KIDS TALK doesn't stutter, does he? Mommy likes listening to KIDS TALK..."

posted by deej @ 9:20 PM 0 comments

Time for a new word, chumplings:

crop

posted by Fetuslord the First @ 12:58 PM 0 comments

Harry gingerly removed the last of the wrapping paper and tore open the box, revealing a crudely-knit wool sweater.

"Cor," gasped Ron. "A Weasely sweater! She's knitted you one, too!"

"Try it on, try it on!" cried Ginny, clapping her tiny hands.

Harry slipped the sweater over his head; it was a tight fit. He scratched an itch on his neck and tried to remember whether he was allergic to wool. Fred and George nodded appreciativey. "What do you think?" asked Ron.

"Woof woof woof!" said Harry. "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!!! WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! WOOF!"

posted by Julian Graham @ 2:29 PM 0 comments

If you've decided to molest your kids, just go all out. In their own way, they'll respect you for it.

posted by Fetuslord the First @ 12:47 PM 1 comments